Sunday, October 24, 2004
Lol:D Today mass homily very farni... Father mike tell joke again. He always so funny... haha...
Got 9 soldiers, go on home leave from the army. The first one came struggling back to camp, late, so surgent VERY angry... duh! His escuse was this:
"Oh! very sorry sir! I er... had a date with my girlfriend and I lost track of time, so I missed the last bus back. Therefore, I decded to take a taxi back since I was already late. The cab broke down so I made my way to a farm nearby and bought a horse. On the way back to camp the horse suddenly collapsed and died. Since the camp was only a few meters away, I decided to walk back. So here i am."
[surgent]: Wat do u think i m huh? Stoopit?! Give escuse give a more believable storry lah!
The next few soldiers ALL came struggling back to camp and ALL had the same story to tell[went on date, miss bus, took taxi, taxi broke down, bought horse, horse died, walk back to camp]. Just then, the last soldier came struggling back to camp...
[9th soldier]: Sry sir! Very sry! I went on a date wif my girlfwen and i lost track of time. The last bus had already left so I took a taxi...
[Surgent]:
WAIT!! i noe this story! U gonna tell me that the taxi broke down rite?!
[9th Soldier]: No sir! Where did u hear that from?! That wasn't the problem... The problem was that there were too many dead horses blocking the path...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... i lamee...
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